Science teacher by day. Independent artist by night. Somewhere along the way, a squirrel got involved.
Science teacher by day. Independent artist by night. Somewhere along the way, a squirrel got involved.

# U.S.U. 67

## The 67th United Squirrels Union

67th United

Floyd’s transition from circus squirrel to administrator eventually produced one of the most powerful — and least explicable — organizations in the Universe:

# THE 67TH UNITED SQUIRRELS UNION

Why the 67th?

Nobody knows.

Why is a circus squirrel running a union?

Also unclear.

Who gave Floyd authority?

Excellent question.

Floyd did.

U.S.U. 67 became the source of an expanding collection of rules, investigations, official notices, forms and policies.

Floyd accumulated titles.

HR Director.

Chief Compliance Officer.

Chief Inspector.

Keeper of the Popcorn Budget.

And others.

The guiding administrative philosophy seemed to be:

If something happens once, create a policy.

If something happens twice, create a department.

If anyone objects, have them complete a form.

Preferably in triplicate.