# FLOYD

## Chaos Coordinator • Master of Mischief • Keeper of the Popcorn

And then there was Floyd.

An Eastern gray squirrel.

Burgundy mohawk.

Black sunglasses.

Maroon vest.

Popcorn.

Attitude.

Lots of attitude.

Floyd originally represented curiosity and distraction — the unpredictable thought that wanders through the carefully organized circus inside your head and immediately starts touching things.

He became the circus’s resident chaos coordinator almost instantly.

And Floyd discovered something important very early:

If you walk around looking sufficiently confident, people eventually assume you’re supposed to be there.

So he stayed.

Floyd became a professional photobomber, appearing in scenes where nobody remembered putting him.

Usually with popcorn.

He watched.

He commented.

He interfered.

He developed opinions.

Eventually, complaints apparently began being directed to him.

Thus came one of the earliest known examples of Floyd administration:

### “Floyd has received your complaint and will get right back to you as soon as he’s done with his popcorn.”

He never left.

That decision would have consequences.