# THE PARANORMAL DIVISION

As if animal labor relations weren’t enough, the Universe eventually developed another problem.

Ghosts.

Anomalies.

Strange phenomena.

Things that might be paranormal.

Things that might be explainable.

And things that might simply be AI doing something stupid.

Naturally, a department was created.

# THE PARANORMAL DIVISION.

Floyd became an investigator.

Sheldon became a Paranormal Investigator.

Leo became involved.

Equipment appeared.

Detection devices appeared.

Anomaly response kits appeared.

Even:

### ECTO POPCORN.

The Division’s operating philosophy became:

### INVESTIGATE.

### ANALYZE.

### DEBUNK.

### MAINTAIN.

Because sometimes something truly strange is happening.

And sometimes…

### IT’S JUST AI.

Sheldon proved particularly suited to paranormal investigation.

Most turtles confronted with unexplained supernatural activity might retreat into their shells.

Sheldon reaches for his goggles.

Hopefully the correct ones.