# PI²

## Public Indecency Inspector

The polar-bear situation eventually required official oversight.

Or at least Floyd decided it did.

Enter:

# PI²
## Public Indecency Inspector.

Because once you’ve created a squirrel union, apparently the logical next step is an inspection division.

PI² became involved in the escalating dispute surrounding the polar bears, proper behavior and increasingly ridiculous questions of animal representation.

There was also the delicate matter of attire.

Polar bears were eventually subject to clothing regulations.

Regulation-approved polar-bear pants became a thing.

Scarves were encouraged.

Bow ties were acceptable.

Formal hats could be reviewed.

Dog costumes were absolutely not helping the situation.

And somewhere inside all of this bureaucratic nonsense, an official document was issued.

Unfortunately…

Someone forgot the Official Seal.