Science teacher by day. Independent artist by night. Somewhere along the way, a squirrel got involved.
Science teacher by day. Independent artist by night. Somewhere along the way, a squirrel got involved.

# THE OFFICIAL SEAL INCIDENT

## The Seals Would Like a Word

Seal protest

The document was official.

The process was official.

There was supposed to be an:

### OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL.

It wasn’t used.

Administrative oversight?

Certainly.

Catastrophe?

Normally, no.

Except the Ryanna Rogue Universe contains actual seals.

And eventually the seals learned that official business had been conducted without using the *Official Seal*.

The seals were offended.

Very offended.

Why have an Official Seal if nobody is going to use the Official Seal?

Nobody had a particularly good answer.

So what had begun years earlier with an unknown circus incident involving Floyd and dogs had now progressed to:

  • Floyd being afraid of dogs.
  • Polar bears reminding Floyd of dogs.
  • Floyd refusing the polar bears entry into U.S.U. 67.
  • Polar bears protesting species profiling.
  • PI² becoming involved.
  • Official paperwork being generated.
  • Someone forgetting the Official Seal.
  • And actual seals protesting the failure to use an Official Seal.
This is the Ryanna Rogue Universe in its purest form.

One joke does not replace another.

It stacks on top.

### Canon is additive.

### The Universe remembers.